FELIZ NAVIDAD OR ELSE.
Yes,
Christmas is a-ringin' loud and proud down here in the oven of Arizona!
Sometimes when I am sweating to death I pretend that I'm just soaked
with melted snowflakes.
I AM CRAVING A WINTER.
And I will probably take that back after about ten minutes in Utah but
HOLY COW. I don't think you all understand. I haven't seen a cold day
for LIKE TWENTY MONTHS. I mean, I guess that it was a little cold in my
first two weeks in Chile, but that's due to the absolutely nonexistence
of indoor heating. It was probably in the high seventies, low eighties
during the day.
For those of you just tuning
into my life, I am pretty much world-renown for turning the fireplace on
in July and sitting two inches from it to warm my fingers and toes and
whole body in general. I am 138% positive that I have a higher body
temperature than the average human being...okay, well, I don't really
get "science" but wouldn't that make sense?? Wouldn't that explain why I
am always colder than everyone else?
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WEEKLY PLANNING HERE. In this mission we all come together every Friday
as a zone and do our weekly planning in the cultural hall of a chapel
(as companionships, obviously.) I AM ALWAYS FREEZING. I have brought a
jacket to this meeting for the last few months because I seriously just
sit and freeze. For three hours.
So, just to clarify, just because I am craving a winter...probably doesn't mean that I won't have the fireplace on in July.
Now that I've gotten your attention with that super interesting story...let's get on with this letter!
First,
I have to say...Georgette did not end up being baptized this week. :(
Super sad. Again. I guess that she's been out of town/super hard to get a
hold of. I KNOW THAT SHE WILL FIGURE IT OUT SOME DAY. It makes me so
totally sad. :(
BUT I HAVE OTHER NEWS THAT IS
SUPER GREAT! ROSALIA IS GETTING BAPTIZED!! Do you remember my Mexican
grandma who read and loved the Book of Mormon? She is on date for this
week! Hopefully it will happen, though. She's not sure that she can get
work off, but I saw Sister Homer last night and she told me all about
it, I'm going to try to get permission to go!
Also,
in case you are wondering, Gerardo was not baptized this weekend,
either, but it's okay! He is on date for this coming weekend. There were
a couple things that he still needed to learn and apply, and we want
him to be totally prepared to be baptized so that he can have the best
experience possible! So we moved it. But he's doing awesome!
My companion is so sweet. We've had quite a few funny moments this week...oh, a classic Hermana Mello quote:
"I
really want to marry a guy from Scotland. I am confident that we would
never have any communication problems. I would just sit and listen to
him talk all day and be happy about it."
She is
so funny...and also TOTALLY from New England. (OH WAIT. SIDE-NOTE.
Everyone, answer me this: is New York considered part of New England?
Very important that you tell me soon.) She uses these big words and
formal phrasing, and when she talks I seriously feel this empty
omniscient echo in the back of me that feels so familiar and nostalgic
of living in Connecticut! I have remembered so much vocabulary being her
companion. And sometimes I use big words again. It's for fun. LIKE
FLABBERGASTED. #favoritewordsince2ndgrade
Also,
I was trying to open a jar the other day but couldn't. So I asked her
to help. She was struggling, too, but then she went across the kitchen
to grab a rag to help her open it...then she turns around and runs at
the jar from across the kitchen, practically leaps on top of it, and
tries to rip it open! I was laughing so hard, it was the most unexpected
attack I have ever seen. She was like, "I don't know why I went at it
with a running start, I usually think that it gives me more force or
something, but I forgot that doesn't usually work when you're opening a
jar."
Another great quote from the week:
"In my mind, Nephi looks exactly like Kronk." --Elder Whitted, District Leader
Hermana
Mello and I had a good week! We got super blessed. We had more
member-presents than we ever have had before, so that was a big
improvement! We also found a lot of new investigators, which was so fun!
But we did run into this guy and his wife who have listened to
missionaries before, but they've got some giant beef about tithing and
bishops. He was absolutely one hundred percent convinced that bishops
make their living by taking people's tithing. We tried to explain why we
pay tithing and that it's only used to build temples, chapels, serve
members of the church, serve the world, print books, build the Kingdom
of God on the earth, but he wasn't really having it. Then he went on to
say that he went to a Mormon church once, asked for food and a job and
didn't get it. So later he went to a random other christian church and
they gave him everything he asked for. And he said that that's why he
goes there. Not for Jesus. For the free stuff.
1)
Sorry that you had that experience with the Mormon church, I'm sure
they would have loved to help you, but we also know that God intends for
his children to learn to work for and support themselves so that they
can learn new skills and become independent and industrious.
2) Didn't you just accuse and condemn bishops of supposedly committing the sin of "free-loading"?
3) Go to church for Jesus, please.
He
also firmly believes that people cannot repent. He claims that church
is where murderers and evil people go to pretend like they are good, but
that Jesus rejects them and is therefore disgusted with churches in
general. WELL, I have never heard something so untrue in my entire life.
EVERYONE.
JESUS LOVES ALL OF US. HE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. THAT DOESN'T
CHANGE HIS LOVE FOR YOU. And He welcomes us with open arms when we
humble ourselves enough to come unto Him for help. THAT IS WHY HE CAME
TO EARTH IN THE FIRST PLACE! :) So that we can change! So that, no
matter what we've done, we can ALWAYS COME BACK!
I am so grateful that I know that.
I
don't mean to talk badly about that man and his wife. It just really
made me sad for them. And sad for anyone who believes the same. GOD
LOVES YOU!! :)
Last night I got to sing one
more time in that double quartet at the Mission President's Fireside.
Brother Barney, part of the mission presidency here in Tempe, gave a
beautiful talk afterwards. He told this story:
There
was a family who had a severely handicapped 12-year-old daughter. The
parents wanted her to be baptized, but the bishop did not believe that
it was a necessary course of action. Not only was he unsure that she
needed it, but he wasn't convinced that she could understand enough of
the gospel to know the significance of the baptismal covenant.
Regardless, he decided that he would have at least an interview with her
to determine what they would do.
Just as he
had predicted, she didn't recognize most of the vocabulary of the
discussion, such as "repentance" or "immersion," "priesthood" or
"prophet." Feeling justified, the bishop was about to close the case and
decide that the little girl would not need to be baptized. However, the
painting behind her caught his eye. It depicted the Savior in
Gethsemane. He felt prompted to ask the little girl if she even knew who
that was.
After he had asked the question,
the girl stood herself up, approached his desk, leaned herself by her
elbows onto the table and said firmly, "that's Jesus. And He loves me!"
Then, waving her hand around in a circle above her head, she added, "He
loves ALL of us!"
The bishop was overwhelmed by
the enormous spirit he felt in the room, and was both humbled and
grateful that she had drawn the circle big enough to include him, as
well.
I LOVE THAT STORY! GOD LOVES YOU. HE LOVES ME. HE LOVES ALL OF US.
Never forget that!
READ YOUR SCRIPTURES, ERIN AND IRELAND. AND PRAY. AND GO TO CHURCH. DON'T SKIP IT. EVER.
Love, Hermana Thomas
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Monday, October 20, 2014
And...still Christmas-ing!
More Christmas happiness Letter from October 13, 2014
HELLO THERE. How are the Christmas celebrations going over there?
Because they are thriving here! Well...around me, at least. (My poor
companion.) (Just kidding, she's lucky.) (And I mean that in the least
vain way possible.) (Okay, is that how you spell "vain"? It just looks
wrong.)
This week I got out-whitted. And I was super
impressed. And still not over it. There's this most amazing family in
our ward, the Flores family, and they are amazing. The dad was just
released as Ward Mission Leader in our ward and called as Stake Mission
Leader...and pretty much it's a family of missionaries. One of their
daughters goes out with us all the time, she's so nice! Anyway, they
have a 12-year-old son named Alex. This kid is a crack-up. When we first
met him, we asked if he was going to be a missionary, and in response,
she kind of cocked his head to the side and said "well...I'm, uhh,
actually the deacons quorum president, so..." raising his eyebrows in a
'you-know-what-that-means' way. We were like...way to go, kid. He is
proud of his calling. :)
Well, we went over to
their house for dinner a few days ago. He came around the corner, and
shook the elders' hands first, then came over to us and said, "I don't
believe I've met you two yet, either!" So I said, "umm...ouch! We met
last week! You don't remember?!" He squinted his eyes, and said, "no
way, really??" And I pretended to be offended and hurt, like, "come on,
you don't remember us?!" So this kid just shrugs and says, "it's
probably because you look even prettier today is all."
So
I respond, "oh, and what are you saying about last time we were here,
then, hmm? We weren't pretty then?" And he says, "nope, you were pretty
then, too, but you two must be wearing less makeup today."
BOOM.
Touche, kid. Too. Shay. That kid is smooth. I had nothing more to say.
Bright future ahead of him, that's all I'm saying. Okay. Back to
missionary work.
I have a lesson about
peer-pressure this week. Once upon a time, I ate six chilepinos mixed
into a fourth a cup of frijoles and my mouth caught on FIRE.
DON'T LET MEXICANS CONVINCE YOU TO DO THAT. OR FELLOW MISSIONARIES. JUST DON'T.
Also,
I came up with a great analogy. I don't know why, but when missionaries
want to explain that teaching people according to their needs is more
important than teaching the lesson word-for-word, they say, "you can't
throw up the gospel onto them." (<--at least, that's what everyone
always says to me....?) Anyway, so I say that now, too, but the other
day I said it to Hermana Mello and I just got caught up in this thought
and okay, just listen...
If there is a really
good food, but looks different and people have heard weird things about
it, but YOU know it's good and you want to share it with your best
friend, THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD DO is eat it and then throw it up on
them.
No, no, you should tell them how good it
is, testify of it's deliciousness, and invite them to try it
themselves! Because if you throw it up on them, great, they have it all
over them, they kind of know what it is now from their own personal
experience, but they never got the chance to really take it in! And if
you try to force it down their throat they will probably throw it back
up (and also hate you.) You can only INVITE THEM TO TRY IT! Then it will
become a part of them. And they will love it too and invite their
friends!
Weirdest analogy ever, never going to
use it in a lesson unless directed by the Spirit to do so, but that's
what I think about during personal study, and I thought I'd share. Also,
I'm sorry for the imagery.
Cristina got
baptized on Saturday! I got to go, and it was amazing! She was glowing
afterwards, and her testimony was so simple and beautiful! I was so glad
I got to go and be a part of it. I am hoping that Georgette follows
through and gets baptized this coming week, because I've already got
permission to go to that one, too!
Also, all
missionaries in the United States got to see "Meet the Mormons" early,
so I saw that this week! YOU ALL NEED TO GO ASAP. IT IS SUCH A GREAT
MOVIE! Also, I don't know if you knew this, but all proceeds for the
movie are being donated to the Red Cross. Pretty cool!
We
also have a baptism coming up this weekend! (We hope.) We have to
follow up on the Word of Wisdom, but I might be sending a baptism email
next week! Yay! His name is Gerardo, super prepared for the gospel. He's
got a great story, I'll tell you next week!
I
have also been setting some BIG TIME GOALS this week. Like, I realized
on my mission that I don't think I've ever set/achieved a formal goal
ever in my life. I have studied goal-setting like absolute crazy, and
I'm SO EXCITED to tell you all about it when I am home! That's a long
time away, but it is coming! :)
"You are my favorite Yankees fan. That is an honor." --Hermana Mello (redsox. ugh.)
"God speaks fluent Spanglish. He also speaks dream language, like when you're praying in the mornings." --Elder Vorkink
"I
don't know why you need to take physics for the MCAT, you're never
going to use it...like...if the particles are moving at this rate,
you're gonna need a heart operation." --Hermana Mello
"He just gave me a friendly arm-grab." --Hermana Mello
Despite
the funny quotes (are those ever actually funny to you?), Hermana Mello
also said something super interesting the other day while we were
driving. I don't even remember what we were talking about, but she said
"isn't it interesting that we as human beings so readily accept
scientific eternity, things unexplored and unproven theories as
something real and possible, but we are so incredulous to spiritual
eternity, things unproven and believed in?"
I
love that. It's true. We accept that the universe has no end, but our
finite minds find it difficult to actually comprehend an endless matter.
But we believe it as a true fact nonetheless! But then you consider a
spiritual eternity, that there are things unproven but spiritually true,
and people so easily doubt. Our minds are so finite! And guess what? We
will never prove everything, spiritual or physical! There is so much to
be discovered. But isn't it amazing that the gospel still provides
answers to all life's questions? It just make sense...the gospel is
logical!
I LOVE BEING A MISSIONARY. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. IF YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE...DO IT. DO IT!
Not in a peer-pressure kind of way, though...
READ YOUR SCRIPTURES, GUYS. AND PRAY MORNING AND NIGHT. AND GO TO CHURCH AND FEEL THE SPIRIT PLEASE.
Love, Hermana Thomas
Merry Christmas
It is Christmas Time for McKenna letter from October 6, 2014
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
AREN'T
YOU HAPPY?!?! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S CHRISTMAS TIIIIIME! JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY....(creepy eyes staring at me from down
the hall as a Christmas Tree comes hauntingly to life and threatens to
suck out my soul...)
Oh, Douglas Fir. RIP.
Feliz
Navidad! YAY! Christmas is starting a month early this year! (Yes, you
head me. A month early.) I just feel in the Christmas spirit! Plus IT'S
PRACTICALLY HERE! :D
But I certainly didn't
feel that holly-jolly on Monday...I GOT SICK. Super sick. Like,
never-eating-Panda-again sick. It was super schlikin.
Truth
is, it started before the Panda. We were cleaning out the fridge on
P-Day and I started to feel a little nauseous, but I just shrugged it
off. Then I wrote my letter home, and as we were walking out of the
library we ran into the nicest little week-off-her-mission RM who asked
if she could take us out to lunch! We were like, YEAH, so we went with
her to Panda. She was so nice. Also, she's engaged. (Sent me into panic
mode a bit.) But we were so grateful...man, I have been on the receiving
end of SO many random-mormon moments, I need to do that for
missionaries when I get home.
Anyway, we went
to buy food after, but by that time, I was feeling pretty light-headed
and not at all in the mood to be surrounded by food. So we bought a few
things, went home, and I just absolutely crashed in bed for like...three
hours. IT WAS THE WORST. And I wanted to go out and work, but we called
Sister Toone, and she said to take it easy. So I laid in bed for like,
another four hours...up all night...no more Panda. The next day I had a
fever so we stayed in for most of it again...my poor greenie! Her first
P-Day, and she just had to nurse her trainer back to health...but she
must be good at it, because we got out to work later that night! Yay!
WAIT.
CAN WE JUST DISCUSS THIS FOR A SECOND? Putting aside the whole TB
thing, how many times did I write home during my time and Chile and talk
about being sick? ZERO. ZERO TIMES. ZERO TIMES ZERO. But pick me up and
move me to Tempe Arizona and I'm BEDRIDDEN. And this goes for
everything, not just sicknesses, I'm talking bugs I've had to kill, too.
I don't think I killed a single bug in Chile! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
COCKROACHES I HAVE COME TO A VIOLENT DEATH AT MY HANDS IN THE LAST FIVE
MONTHS?
Back to real news: Hermana Mello and I
got into our first fight ever. Thor vs. Loki. I'm sorry, when was this
even a QUESTION? LIKE, WHEN WAS LOKI EVER CONSIDERED SOMEONE WORTHY TO
BE COMPARED TO THOR...OR ANYBODY? HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING?
So...General
Conference happened! Wasn't it AMAZING? I actually got so much out of
this Conference. I know I've probably said that about every Conference
in the mission, but this time I actually mean it. I was reflecting on
why that might have been, and I decided...I have really grown in the
last six months. I wish there was a definite way to measure it, but I
don't think there is. All I know is that something has undergone an
immense change within myself and I was more spiritually mature and
humble to hear what the Lord wanted me to hear. It was so amazing! I
especially loved the first session of Conference.
We
also watched it all in Spanish...that's right! My greenie watched it in
Spanish! And totally understood it. Did I not tell you that she already
speaks Spanish? But if you ask her, she'll say, "oh, only un
pocito..."....no, no. She's amazing.
SO I HAVE NEWS.
First
of all...IVAN GOT BAPTIZED LAST WEEK! (Remember the young man we were
teaching, and his less-active cousin in Mesa?) I didn't get to go, but
YAY!!!
Also...Christina is getting married
this Friday and baptized on Saturday! I am going to try to get
permission to go, but isn't that also amazing?
BUT WAIT. THERE IS MORE.
The
reason I know all of this is because I got a call from the wonderful,
lovely Hermana Homer last night! She got permission to call me and
discuss the baptism details so that I can get permission to go, but
anyway, the point is...on Thursday, in the middle of an MLC, she got a
text. When she checked it, it was.....GEORGETTE! GEORGETTE, PEOPLE!! And
she said that she was ready to get baptized!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
So
of course Hermana Homer set up an appointment ASAP to find out what was
going on. They met up with her, and I guess that she very tearfully
told them that the night before/morning of her baptism, she and her
husband had had some pretty big disagreements about her being baptized.
It got pretty intense, and in her weakness, she just called the whole
thing off. But she told Hermana Homer that as soon as she lost contact
with the church, stopped reading and stopped praying, she felt it. She
felt dark. She felt empty. And it was such an awful thing. So much so
that she knew that she had made a huge mistake, and chosen, once again, a
man over God. So that's when she contacted Hermana Homer.
GEORGETTE IS GETTING BAPTIZED ON THE 18TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! And I am going to fight, fight, fight so that I can be there.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?!?
DON'T HATE ON CHRISTMAS.
Miracles are real!!! My heart seriously exploded from joy when I heard that. Most amazing thing ever.
"I'm
kind of upset that my dream wasn't anatomically correct." --Hermana
Mello (she got her leg accidentally chopped off in her dream and there
was only one bone in her calf.) (is that how you spell calf??)
"Horse people. Solid." --Hermana Mello (upon seeing three men riding horses through the streets)
"I
don't know how I could tell, but I just knew I was turning into a
camel, I could feel it." --Hermana Mello (she has weird dreams at night)
"You have, like, a lot of time left.......................... ........................... like,
not from my point of view, but from yours." --Hermana Mello (trying to
console me as I stew about how much time I have left on my mission.)
"You can give all the birth you want." --Elder Knudsen (don't ask.)
THE
CHURCH CONTINUES TO BE TRUE. Don't ever doubt it! Serve everyone! Love
everyone! Look to God in everything! KINDNESS IS POWERFUL!
LOVE, Hermana Thomas
Letter from September 29, 2014
HELLO EVERYONE! HELLO WORLD! HELLO COMPUTER! HELLO MY STALKERS. (It's
been a while since I sent a shout out over that way.) HOW'S IT GOING?
Do
you know what is the worst thing ever/something I am becoming very
professional at? Packing. Packing is the worst. I used to think that
unpacking was worse, but after this week, I have made my firm, eternal
decision--packing. Is. Not fun.
Hermana Homer
and I were both asked to train, so leading up to transfers, we did as
much stalking as humanly possible on a mission...we called Sister Brown
in the office to send us pictures of the incoming missionaries. Then we
pretty much had our eyes glued to those pictures for the next three
days, trying to divine who our greenies might be. We were pretty
impatient.
THEN THE BEST THING EVER HAPPENED.
President Toone asked all of the people that had sung in the double
quartet for Elder Christopherson to come down to the mission home and
sing to the greenies the night before transfers! Seriously, I felt like I
got some kind of year-early sneak-peek at the next Lord of the Rings
movie or something, I was so excited!! So we went down and scoped it
out, sang for a little bit, then scoped it out some more, but none of
the greenies were screaming at me this time. With Hermana Johnson, I
pretty much knew. But this time...nope. I was left to develop patience.
The one Christ-like attribute that has been tested consistently and
daily throughout my entire mission.
It was a
tearful goodbye saying "adios" to Sister Barnes...especially to Sugar.
Not kidding, I cried when Sugar licked my nose for the last time.
Someone help me. I am developing Christ-like love for a Chihuahua.
Well,
we got to transfer meeting and, drumroll please....IT'S A GIRL! :)
Hermana Emily Mello from Massachusetts is my newest, wonferfulest
companion. GOOD OL' EAST COASTIN' UP IN HERE, REPRESENT. Hermana Mello
is a doll. She's so cute. And SHE SPEAKS SPANISH. She says she doesn't,
but don't believe her. She's hablar-ing like nobody's business. I'm so
proud of her.
She's also pretty much got like,
every talent known to man. A couple days I was just sitting at a piano
clunking out some old tune that I remember the first line of, and she
was like, "look! You are so good at piano!" I was like...umm...no. Not
really. I asked her if she played piano, and she said yes, but not very
well.
"Not very well." She played like the
entire Children's Hymnbook for our ward's primary yesterday, not a
single mistake, no sweat, just swaying to and fro, her fingers dancing
on the keys...I was like...oh. Wow. That's good.
Then
yesterday we found this investigator whose son is deaf, so of course
I'm all whipping out my ASL ABC's (the letters I even know are:
ABCDEIJKLMNORTUVWYZ) and also I somehow know the sign for "Christ"? I
don't remember learning that ever, but I got it right...anyway, I am
pretty much communicating at the pace of an ant with a rock on top of
it. Then I turn to Hermana Mello, and she just smiles, and whips out
some ASL! She's all "I know that Jesus Christ lives" in ASL and I'm
like...oh. Wow. That's good.
The point is, she is the bomb. I love her! She is probably one of the sweetest people I know! We are living in our apartm
WAIT I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHERE I AM.
Phoenix
South. Aguila Ward! G-g-g-ghettooo. Kind of. Not really, but a lot more
ghetto than my past areas. (Tempe and Mesa...pretty posh in
comparison.) But the ward is awesome! This is the first time that I have
members that actually ASK me when they can come out with us. I'm
like...how about right now until the end of the night? And all day
tomorrow? Do you want a tag? You can just come live with us.
Did
all the women reading this see the General Women's broadcast this
Saturday? I really hope so! It was so good! We actually got asked to go
help out with this booth at the activity beforehand and remind people
about the temple open house coming up! But we were late because of a
HUGE RAINSTORM that hit us as we were leaving! It was crazy awesome.
Hermana
Mello and I have already had a few adventures, too. That mainly means
that we have gotten lost like 24 times in the last three days. That's
for real. We drove so much last night just trying to figure out where we
were.
Also, we had fast Sunday this weekend.
We actually ate at about 3:30 on Saturday night, then started fasting,
so by yesterday afternoon we were pretty starved, and our dinner wasn't
until 5. We weren't anywhere near the apartment, plus we didn't want to
take time out of proselyting, but it was Sunday so we couldn't just go
buy something quick from a gas station. We were dying of hunger by about
4:00...but then...Hermana Mello found some super crushed up M&Ms in her bag. From like, two months ago.
Best break the fast ever.
We also each had a mint.
As
for the work, we whitewashed in, so it's been a little slow! It's been
especially hard this time for us to get a hold of people, or to find
them in their houses! But we have already met Gerardo, an amazing
investigator who is set to be baptized on the 12th of October! He is
awesome. And we are slowly setting up appointments to meet members and
the other people that the sisters before us were teaching.
Phoenix
South is pretty awesome. I am excited to be here! I hope that I can die
here with Sister Mello. That would be fun. And...I don't want to pack
until I have to...
I LOVE YOU ALL SO STINKIN
MUCH. Oh yeah, also, guess what? I got a call this morning from some BYU
student who was asking permission to use my song from the For Strength
of Youth album for her dance project...I felt pretty famous!
But...unfortunately I had to tell her that I don't actually have the
rights to that song...so I couldn't okay it for her! But...cool, huh?
LOVE YOU! KEEP BEING GOOD PEOPLE. REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU STAND FOR. I'M SERIOUS.
love, Hermana Thomas
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